Coll this for you.
There are those who think we speak in code because
they don’t understand what we’re saying and I always
think if we have to explain they wouldn’t understand.
So for those who don’t know any redneck terms we’ll
share a few.
If you’re visiting a redneck and he says “Don’t
let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya”
you may have worn out your welcome.
We have sayings for folks we believe are wealthy-
He’s richer than 3 feet up a bull’s butt.
They’re so rich they buy a new boat every time the
old one gets wet.
If we think you’re poor we may say-
They’re too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
They’re so poor they don’t have a pot to pee in
or a window to throw it out of.
Being polite people we don’t point out ugly people,
we quietly whisper-
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