Bad Santa (poem)

Funny stuff 🙂


Dear Santa I would like to have
hold on let me think…..
o.k got now paper and ink

Angelina Jolie
stinging me like a bee

Tons of cigarettes
to better make bets on the Jets

but the American not the one from the city of Durban

Tons of money
to feel very sunny

so I can give it a big shove

Play Boy Mansion
giving me more sexual expansion

and…..that´s enough
so it shouldn´t be for you all that rough

Stay Frosty gents and gentesses.

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